Savage / Roast New Job Wishes for Client
So, your client finally landed that new gig, huh? Time to celebrate... with a healthy dose of well-deserved sarcasm! Skip the boring well-wishes and opt for a roast that shows you truly know them (and their questionable past career choices).
Heard you finally escaped the last place. Congrats on tricking another company into hiring you!
A new job, eh? Let's see how long it takes you to break this one. Good luck!
Turn this into a beautiful card for Client
Send a private link they'll actually want to open — not just a text. Free, no account needed.
So glad you're moving on! Now maybe someone else can actually get some work done around here. Best of luck!
They say a change is as good as a rest. Clearly, you needed both. Congrats on the new gig!
Another company, another paycheck you'll barely earn. Just kidding... mostly. Congrats!
None of these feel quite right?
Add a personal detail — a memory, a name — and get something made just for your Client.
Hope your new boss has a high tolerance for your unique brand of 'efficiency.' Best wishes!
Well, look at you, moving up in the world! Or sideways. Definitely sideways. Congrats on the new role!
They must be truly desperate to have hired you. Their loss is... well, it's still their loss. Congrats!
You got a new job? Is this the part where we pretend you earned it? Seriously though, congrats!
Wishing you all the best in your new position. Try not to get fired before the first coffee break this time.
Common questions
When is it appropriate to send a 'savage roast' new job wish to a client?‹
Only send these types of wishes if you have a very established, informal relationship with the client and you're absolutely certain they appreciate your sense of humor. Never for a new client or someone you don't know well.
How can I ensure my roast doesn't offend my client?‹
The key is to keep it light, playful, and ensure there's an underlying tone of genuine well-wishing. The roast should feel like teasing among friends, not actual criticism. A sincere follow-up message can also help reinforce good intentions.
Should I deliver these wishes in person, via email, or on a card?‹
A physical card or a direct, private message (like email or text, if appropriate for your relationship) is best. Avoid public platforms unless it's a very specific inside joke shared within a group. Personal delivery or a dedicated message ensures the tone is understood.