Congratulations on escaping! We were starting to think you were part of the furniture here. Good luck learning a whole new coffee machine.
So glad you're moving on! Now someone else can deal with your 'quirks.' Don't worry, we'll try not to replace you *too* quickly.
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Wishing you all the best in your new role, where I'm sure your talents will be... eventually recognized. Probably.
They say change is good. For us, it definitely is! Enjoy proving yourself all over again. Again.
Farewell! May your new workplace be filled with challenges that make you fondly remember how easy you had it here (once you've forgotten the bad parts).
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Good luck with the new commute! I'm sure it's much better than the one you complained about daily. Couldn't be worse, right?
Thrilled to hear you found a new job! Honestly, we were wondering if you ever would. Don't call us, we'll call you... probably not.
Here's to new beginnings! And by new beginnings, I mean the fresh start for us after you've left. Try not to mess up their spreadsheet formulas *too* quickly.
You're leaving? Shocking. I really thought you'd be the one person to stay forever, silently judging everyone else. Good luck finding a new target audience.
All the best at your new company! May their HR department be as understanding of your 'unique' contributions as ours was. Emphasis on 'was'.
Common questions
Why would I send a sarcastic new job wish?‹
Because sometimes, a sincere 'good luck' just doesn't capture the true depth of your feelings, or lack thereof. It's a modern way to say goodbye without actually meaning it.
Is it appropriate to be sarcastic?‹
Absolutely! If you know your colleague well enough to know they won't report you to HR, it's a fantastic way to show you 'care' in the most memorable (and slightly passive-aggressive) fashion possible. Just gauge your audience wisely.
What if they don't get the joke?‹
Then congratulations, you've successfully confused someone on their last day. Mission accomplished! Or, they might just think you're genuinely wishing them well. Either way, you've made an impression, which is what truly matters.