Happy Thanksgiving, cuz! Hope your plate is as full as your excuses for not returning my texts.
Wishing you a Thanksgiving as satisfying as finally winning an argument against you. Maybe next year.
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Send a private link they'll actually want to open — not just a text. Free, no account needed.
Cheers to Thanksgiving, cousin! May your turkey be moist and your life choices less questionable than last year's.
Happy Thanksgiving! I'm truly grateful for our family... and that you're *not* my sibling.
May your Thanksgiving dinner be delicious, and may you only embarrass yourself *a little* in front of the extended family. You know who you are.
None of these feel quite right?
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Happy Turkey Day, cuz! Hope you gain more wisdom than weight this holiday. (Spoiler: You won't.)
This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for stretchy pants... and that I don't have to share a bedroom with you anymore.
Wishing you a Thanksgiving filled with joy, mashed potatoes, and absolutely no unsolicited advice from you. (One can dream!)
Happy Thanksgiving, cousin! Try not to spill gravy on yourself before dessert this year. It's a challenge, I know.
So glad to see you this Thanksgiving! Still haven't figured out how we're related, but hey, at least the food's good.
Common questions
How do I ensure my cousin takes a savage wish in good fun?‹
The key is knowing your cousin's sense of humor. Deliver the wish with a playful tone, a wink, or a smile to make it clear it's all in jest. If they're sensitive, maybe dial back the 'savage' a notch, or pair it with a genuine compliment.
Can these wishes be used in a family group chat?‹
Absolutely! A well-placed savage wish can be a hilarious addition to a family group chat, especially if other cousins or family members appreciate the lighthearted banter. Just ensure the overall family dynamic can handle it.
What's the best way to deliver a roast Thanksgiving wish?‹
Timing and delivery are everything. A subtle comment at the dinner table, a private text message, or a card with a playful message. The best way is often in person, allowing you to gauge their reaction and immediately follow up with a genuine 'just kidding!'