Congratulations on finally convincing someone to put up with you full-time. May your marriage be as successful as our last quarterly report.
Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, or at least until the next performance review cycle.
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Send a private link they'll actually want to open — not just a text. Free, no account needed.
May your marriage be more organized than your inbox. (Just kidding, that's impossible.)
Here's to hoping your spouse is as understanding about your work hours as we've had to be.
Congratulations on finding someone willing to sign a lifelong contract with you. The benefits must be incredible.
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Add a personal detail — a memory, a name — and get something made just for your Boss.
Wishing you both endless joy, or at least as much as you get from approving our vacation requests.
Here's to a marriage with fewer surprises than your last 'urgent' Friday afternoon email.
May your love be as strong as your coffee and your patience as deep as our to-do lists.
Congratulations on your wedding! Now you'll have someone else to delegate tasks to at home too.
Common questions
Is it really okay to send a sarcastic wedding card to my boss?‹
It depends on your relationship. If you share a joking rapport, a light sarcastic wish can be memorable. When in doubt, lean more toward playful than biting, and always include genuine congratulations.
Should I sign the card from myself or the whole team?‹
For sarcastic wishes, signing from yourself is safer—it personalizes the humor. A team-signed card should use more universally agreeable humor to avoid offending anyone.
What if my boss doesn't get the sarcasm?‹
Balance is key. Pair the sarcastic line with a clear, sincere wish (e.g., 'All jokes aside, truly happy for you both'). This ensures the message lands as intended humor, not rudeness.