Hope you recover soon. I'd say 'take your time,' but I know you bill in 6-minute increments.
Get well before your opponent does. Can't let them have the home court advantage.
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Send a private link they'll actually want to open — not just a text. Free, no account needed.
Wishing you a speedy recovery. Not because I care, but because I need someone to find the loophole in my parking ticket.
Hope you're back on your feet soon. The legal system is falling apart without someone to object to everything.
Feel better! Or at least find a way to sue whatever made you sick for emotional distress.
None of these feel quite right?
Add a personal detail — a memory, a name — and get something made just for your Lawyer.
Get well soon. The firm's coffee machine has started giving legal advice, and it's terrible.
Recover quickly. We need someone to read the fine print on the hospital's discharge forms.
Wishing you health. Mostly so you can get back to arguing that the common cold violates your client's rights.
Hope you're better soon. The office is too peaceful without your constant objections.
Get well before your malpractice insurance finds out you got sick on company time.
Common questions
Is it appropriate to send a sarcastic get well card to my lawyer?‹
Yes, if you have a friendly, professional relationship where humor is welcome. Avoid sarcasm with very formal or new contacts.
What if my lawyer is actually very sick?‹
Use milder sarcasm or stick to sincere wishes. Gauge their personality—some lawyers appreciate dark humor even in serious situations.
Can I use these for a paralegal or legal assistant?‹
Absolutely! They'll appreciate the legal-themed humor. Just ensure the tone matches your relationship.