Happy Valentine's Day to the only person I'd share my last slice of pizza with... if you begged really nicely.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm kinda into you, despite your questionable taste in everything else.
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I thought about getting you a romantic gift, but then I remembered you already have the gift of my presence. You're welcome.
Happy Valentine's Day, crush. Just wanted to remind you that even if you don't find a date, you still have me... to judge all your bad decisions.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9... because I'm the 1 you're missing. (Just kidding, maybe a 7.)
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Happy Valentine's Day! If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Still haven't decided if that's a compliment or not.
They say love is blind, which explains why I'm still crushing on you after seeing your morning hair.
Sending you all my love this Valentine's Day, mostly because I have too much and don't know what else to do with it. You can probably handle it.
You're not perfect, but you're close enough for my extremely low standards. Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day! I'm pretty sure my phone battery lasts longer than your commitment to... well, anything. But I still like you.
Common questions
Is it okay to send savage wishes to a crush?‹
It depends entirely on your crush's personality and your relationship. If they appreciate humor, sarcasm, and playful teasing, then a savage wish can be a memorable and fun way to stand out. If they're sensitive or might misunderstand, it's best to stick to more traditional messages.
How can I ensure my savage message is taken as a joke?‹
Context and delivery are key! Pair your message with an emoji (like a winking face 😉 or laughing face 😂), a follow-up playful comment, or deliver it in person with a smile. It helps if your relationship already includes lighthearted banter. Avoid anything that could genuinely be taken as insulting.
What if my crush doesn't react well to a roast wish?‹
If your crush doesn't appreciate the humor, quickly clarify that you were just joking and meant no offense. Apologize sincerely if they seem genuinely upset. It's a good learning experience about their sense of humor and boundaries, which is valuable information for any future interactions.