Savage / Roast New Year Wishes for Client
Ditch the dull 'Happy New Year' pleasantries this year. We're serving up New Year wishes so savage, your clients will either laugh out loud or question their life choices. Get ready to roast 2024 into submission, one client at a time.
May your profits soar higher than your expectations for our 'discounted' services. Happy New Year!
Here's to a New Year where your deadlines are met with the same enthusiasm you show for negotiating our rates. Cheers!
Turn this into a beautiful card for Client
Send a private link they'll actually want to open — not just a text. Free, no account needed.
Wishing you a 2024 where your projects run smoother than our last 'quick chat' that lasted two hours. You're welcome!
May your coffee be strong and your requests be fewer than your 'urgent, high-priority' emails from last year. Happy New Year!
To a prosperous New Year! May you find new ways to innovate, and fewer ways to ask for 'just one more small tweak.' We believe in you!
None of these feel quite right?
Add a personal detail — a memory, a name — and get something made just for your Client.
Happy New Year! May your ROI be as impressive as your ability to find 'cost-saving opportunities' in our contracts.
May your competitors struggle as much with basic common sense as you sometimes do with approving our perfectly reasonable proposals. Happy 2024!
Wishing you a New Year filled with so much success, you might even consider paying for *all* the deliverables without question. A guy can dream, right?
Here's to a year of growth, new challenges, and maybe, just maybe, an understanding of scope creep. We're here to help, mostly.
May your communication be as clear as our invoices, and your payments as prompt as our witty responses. Happy New Year, you magnificent beast!
Common questions
How do I ensure these savage wishes don't burn bridges?‹
Context is key! Only use these with clients who have an established relationship, a strong sense of humor, and appreciate playful banter. Consider a follow-up with genuine well-wishes to soften the blow.
Are these roast wishes suitable for all clients?‹
Absolutely not. These are best reserved for clients you have a very friendly, informal rapport with, who understand and enjoy a bit of playful sarcasm. Avoid using them with new clients or those who prefer strictly professional communication.
What's the goal of sending savage New Year wishes?‹
The goal is to stand out, showcase your brand's personality, and build deeper camaraderie through shared humor. It makes you memorable, proving you're more than just a vendor – you're a partner with personality (and a sharp wit!).